Craigslist is a strange place, folks, and not just because the owner of the perfect vintage bar cart you’ve been stalking won’t answer your 3rd email. In case you didn’t know, there should be some snow on the ground right now (but as I’m writing this at 11pm on Monday night, it’s not looking very promising). And during that snow, you may be stuck in your apartment, depending on the kindness of Instacart and Grubhub to get you through the day. But some people are taking a proactive approach to their snowed in status, and reaching out for a companion from the only reliable source they know: Craigslist.
After seeing this Business Insider article titled “New Yorkers Are Flocking To Craigslist To Find ‘Blizzard Boyfriends’ And Girlfriends,” I decided to take a peek at what Philadelphians were looking for last evening. And here’s what we got:
I can appreciate a little Game of Thrones on a big TV – who can’t see the perks in that?
You know, “bigger girls,” you’re OK with this man. If that doesn’t make you want to cuddle up, I don’t know what will.
I do really appreciate the planning that went into this one. There will be no “so, what do you want to do now?” with this guy.
This guy really, really wants to make sure you’re ready to smoke with him. You better love that mj, folks.
Do you want to build a snowman? And/or indulge in the vaporizer? I mean, it doesn’t sound like a completely bad idea, especially by vaporizer he means one of those dry herb ones that are so popular these days. They’re quite fancy, you could read more about them on the sites like Geek Insider (https://geekinsider.com/dry-herb-vaporizers-what-are-they/). You know what I’m talking about right? It’s a good way to get warm and stay warm.
This guy went to a lot of trouble to post all of these photos and because of his specificity, I think he’s going to get exactly what he wants from his snow day companion.
There are still plenty of posts out there, but I couldn’t post most because there were a whole lot of unsolicited naked mirror shots/selfies (sans face) consuming my view. I debated back and forth posting this one, but let’s just leave it as your reward for getting through this post. If you are snowed in today, enjoy your time off, and just remember, a snow BF is just a click away. xx